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Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP
Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP.
"A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked," said Principal Clyde Thurlow. "We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB."
You can read the whole article here.
This is hilarious.
Mic-B
April 7th, 2010
yeah u can imagine stuff and what i mean by stuff a word of tripe text, crazy ass backgrounds all throw what these drug ac tick call code wooooooo the web is dangers. one day your at school learning and becoming a man of your own designed the learning make u want to learn the dark arts PHP. well it could be worse it could be the principal at park high u know the one he ripped a senor at a home coming game to make a point but it hit the news and south park made fun off him